Last night, I was invited [in the bordello hot pool] to sit on the lap of one of my favourite fems. This seemed like a fine idea to me. The problem was, I didn't have a clue about how to do it. The situation was not helped by the fact that my machine choose this exact moment to glitch me out and leaving me powerless to do anything but offer lame apologizes. Now, I think I've fixed the computer, but I still need to know how [exactly] to, ahem, 'do laps'!

The only problem with this is that you will end up sitting in their lap rather than on it. Your avatars will merge in a very strange way. Alas, there's no way around that as yet, and you'll just have to use your imagination.